No Cheese Button?

Forced to eat at the biggest fast food chain in the world for anything but breakfast to me REALLY SUCKS!

Today would be different, today would be fun.

As usual the register girl saw me (a Foreigner) and instantly went from smiling to terrorized.

I ordered a Chicken Sandwich set but with Cheese. Chicken Sandwiches here don’t come with Cheese.

Inside her little fragile eggshell mind, she was in the fetal position. Thumb in mouth asking for her Mommy. Red heels nervously clicking together.

After vigorously searching the register she nervously replied “You can’t get cheese on chicken.”

I asked “Why not?”

She softly mumbled in a scared voice “No Cheese button”

I replied “No Cheese button?”

She softly mumbled in a scared voice again “No Cheese button”

I replied “I need to talk to the manager please” I think that statement made her day.

She ran to the back and got the the Manager. They always run.

Manager: “How can I help?” Means she just ran back and said a customer needs to talk to you.

I replied “I want a Chicken Sandwich set with cheese”

After vigorously searching the register he too nervously replied “You can’t get Cheese on a chicken sandwich.”

I asked “Why not?” By now the line behind me is getting long. The people behind me are starting to literally rally behind me.

One of them says “Why can’t you get Cheese on a Chicken Sandwich?”  Another one says “That’s Stupid”

I then said “O.K. I will order an additional Cheeseburger and instead of putting the Cheese on the burger (Wink! Wink!) just put the cheese on the Chicken Sandwich”

He replied ” Can’t no Cheese Button”

I Said “You have to to be shitting me”  He didn’t understand! Keep in mind I had about 12 to 15 people behind me Literally!!

Again he replied ” No Cheese Button”

Then I said “If you don’t put that Cheese on the Chicken Sandwich and not the Cheeseburger then I an going to stand here, ask for a fork and scrap the Cheese off the burger and onto my Chicken Sandwich” He said nothing and went to the back.

I got the order, checked it and sure as shit “No Cheese on the Chicken.”

I Politely asked for a for a fork and proceeded to transfer the Cheese from the burger to the Chicken Sandwich!

NO CHEESE BUTTON!!

WTF!!